... Since He is The Cow.
This might sound familiar, but is surely not...
Bihar Essay.........from Dr SS Agrawal You'll forget your English by the time you finish
reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari
candidate at the UPSC examinations. - How far this is
true I don't know.
The candidate has written an essay on the
Indian Cow HE IS THE COW "The cow is a successful
animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female,
he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.
He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to
man. But he has got four legs together. Two are
forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be
utilised for use.More so the milk. Milk comes from 4
taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any
such attachment What can it do? Various ghee, butter,
cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth.
Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind
generally. His motion is slow only because he is of
lazy species., Also his other motion.. [gober] is much
useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat
cakes like Pizza , in hand , and drying in the sun.
Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth
whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is
incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially
so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his
head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to
the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with
great velocity forwards. He has got tails also,
situated in the backyard, but not like similar
animals. It has hairs on theother end of the other
side. This is done to frighten away the flies which
alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with
it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So
the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have
poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts ...
His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This
is the cow.
NEWS UPDATE:- We are informed that the candidate
passed the exam.and is now an IAS, is bihar in
somewhere,..[sorry somewhere in Bihar ]